its the fart....

well every conversation starts or ends with a fart...

well there are two kinds of fart the atom bomb (noise) one and the chemical torpedo (noise less) one

both are effective but the chemical one is usually fatal

farting is like relaxing, for your ass and your intestines.. it just makes them feel better

there is great theory and research done by Dr.R.Panch on the relaxing effect and how the atom bombs are created and why some are the chemical torpedoes ,according to him its due to the

air turbulence and shape of your ass

well farting is like a mystery too

well say you are in a gathering and suddenly there is the fatal chemical torpedo

and then you start wondering who was it was it that bald man or the lady with the ass

and when you come back home you are sure to mention it as it had almost suffocated the life out of you

but its the best when you are with your friends (group) because with your friends

if one of them fires the atom bomb you are sure to know from which army bASS it was fired from

but if it s the chemical torpedo then the radars are switched on to find that particular

army bASS

the radar questionnaire is direct and to the point asking each other did you or did you not ,there might even be an argument

but in this chaos we forget to really look at the real culprit who has farted out to glory who sits there quiet as if not interested in the conversation or trying either to pacify the other guys or try to take away their attention to some other thing

but if that person is caught then all hell is broken by trying to ping all the farts on him in last innumerous meetings they have had

well finally his bASS is conquered and destroyed

well they rightly say you are in love with each other is , not when you look into their eyes or hold each others hands

but when you can fart peacefully (in their presence)

well till then my friends be happy and keep on farting.....

prrrr pssssssss dhodum dhoodum

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